[19:42:05] <Flitty> naru
[19:42:25] <%Naru> ?
[19:42:34] <Flitty> I think I might be into little girls
[19:42:40] <%Naru> that's a shame
[19:42:47] <%Naru> well
[19:42:50] <%Naru> for you
[19:42:54] <Flitty> indeed
[19:43:05] <Flitty> so now I need advice on kidnapping little girls
[19:43:09] <Flitty> please help
[19:43:12] <%Naru> well
[19:43:15] <%Naru> you don't
[19:43:22] <%Naru> because it's illegal
[19:43:26] <Flitty> don't what?
[19:43:33] <Flitty> you forgot a verb
[19:43:41] <%Naru> kidnapping little girls is illegal.
[19:43:50] <Flitty> well
[19:43:56] <Flitty> can you help me anyway
[19:44:03] <%Naru> no
[19:44:07] <%Naru> not with kidnapping
[19:44:08] <Flitty> I helped you evade your taxes
[19:44:14] <%Naru> no you didn't
[19:44:22] <Flitty> yes I did
[19:44:27] <%Naru> how?
[19:44:37] <Flitty> you really don't remember?
[19:44:42] <%Naru> no
[19:44:45] <Flitty> well
[19:44:54] <Flitty> I had to go up to the people at the irs
[19:44:58] <Flitty> and do a few favors
[19:45:02] <Flitty> if you know what I mean
[19:45:12] <%Naru> give blowjobs?
[19:45:15] <Flitty> yes
[19:45:20] <%Naru> that's nice
[19:45:34] <Flitty> and the end result is you having less taxes to deal with
[19:45:40] <Flitty> now help me bone some lolis
[19:45:45] <%Naru> no
[19:45:49] <%Naru> that did not happen
[19:46:24] <Flitty> well
[19:46:27] <Flitty> at the very least
[19:46:32] <Flitty> can you brush my teeth
[19:46:35] <Flitty> for five minutes
[19:46:40] <%Naru> no
[19:46:48] <Flitty> can I brush your teeth
[19:46:52] <%Naru> no
[19:47:12] <Flitty> one of us is going to have to get our teeth brushed
[19:47:23] <%Naru> we brush our own teeth
[19:47:27] <%Naru> (lmao)
[19:47:33] <Flitty> please
[19:47:38] <Flitty> can I brush your teeth
[19:47:43] <%Naru> no
[19:47:50] <%Naru> /ignore Flitty if you ask again
[19:47:59] <Flitty> we don't need to live in such a cold world
[19:48:04] <Flitty> where we brush our own teeth
[19:48:13] <%Naru> we don't
[19:48:18] <%Naru> it's called heating
[19:48:28] <Flitty> wat
[19:48:29] <%Naru> they put it in buildings and stuff
[19:48:37] <Flitty> naru
[19:48:41] <%Naru> what
[19:48:46] <Flitty> a heater can't love you
[19:48:50] <Flitty> or brush your teeth
[19:49:03] <%Naru> no but it makes our world not cold
[19:49:29] <Flitty> if heaters were the cause of global warming we'd shut them all down
[19:49:37] <%Naru> no we wouldn't
[19:50:14] <Flitty> yes we would
[19:57:19] <Flitty> naru
[19:57:26] <%Naru> ?
[19:57:31] <Flitty> if you were my imoto
[19:57:39] <Flitty> would you let me brush your teeth
[19:58:01] <%Naru> no
[19:58:08] <Flitty> well
[19:58:15] <Flitty> you probably wouldn't have a choice
[19:58:19] <Flitty> if you were sick or something
[19:58:27] <Flitty> and the parents were out
[19:58:36] <Flitty> then I'd brush the fuck out of your teeth
[19:59:15] <%Naru> please stop
[19:59:19] <%Naru> it's too creepy
[19:59:34] <Flitty> stop what
[19:59:54] <%Naru> with the tooth brushing stuff
[19:59:59] * %Naru goes to make some dinner