[19:42:05] <Flitty> naru
[19:42:25] <%Naru> ?
[19:42:34] <Flitty> I think I might be into little girls
[19:42:40] <%Naru> that's a shame
[19:42:47] <%Naru> well
[19:42:50] <%Naru> for you
[19:42:54] <Flitty> indeed
[19:43:05] <Flitty> so now I need advice on kidnapping little girls
[19:43:09] <Flitty> please help
[19:43:12] <%Naru> well
[19:43:15] <%Naru> you don't
[19:43:22] <%Naru> because it's illegal
[19:43:26] <Flitty> don't what?
[19:43:33] <Flitty> you forgot a verb
[19:43:41] <%Naru> kidnapping little girls is illegal.
[19:43:50] <Flitty> well
[19:43:56] <Flitty> can you help me anyway
[19:44:03] <%Naru> no
[19:44:07] <%Naru> not with kidnapping
[19:44:08] <Flitty> I helped you evade your taxes
[19:44:14] <%Naru> no you didn't
[19:44:22] <Flitty> yes I did
[19:44:27] <%Naru> how?
[19:44:37] <Flitty> you really don't remember?
[19:44:42] <%Naru> no
[19:44:45] <Flitty> well
[19:44:54] <Flitty> I had to go up to the people at the irs
[19:44:58] <Flitty> and do a few favors
[19:45:02] <Flitty> if you know what I mean
[19:45:12] <%Naru> give blowjobs?
[19:45:15] <Flitty> yes
[19:45:20] <%Naru> that's nice
[19:45:34] <Flitty> and the end result is you having less taxes to deal with
[19:45:40] <Flitty> now help me bone some lolis
[19:45:45] <%Naru> no
[19:45:49] <%Naru> that did not happen
[19:46:24] <Flitty> well
[19:46:27] <Flitty> at the very least
[19:46:32] <Flitty> can you brush my teeth
[19:46:35] <Flitty> for five minutes
[19:46:40] <%Naru> no
[19:46:48] <Flitty> can I brush your teeth
[19:46:52] <%Naru> no
[19:47:12] <Flitty> one of us is going to have to get our teeth brushed
[19:47:23] <%Naru> we brush our own teeth
[19:47:27] <%Naru> (lmao)
[19:47:33] <Flitty> please
[19:47:38] <Flitty> can I brush your teeth
[19:47:43] <%Naru> no
[19:47:50] <%Naru> /ignore Flitty if you ask again
[19:47:59] <Flitty> we don't need to live in such a cold world
[19:48:04] <Flitty> where we brush our own teeth
[19:48:13] <%Naru> we don't
[19:48:18] <%Naru> it's called heating
[19:48:28] <Flitty> wat
[19:48:29] <%Naru> they put it in buildings and stuff
[19:48:37] <Flitty> naru
[19:48:41] <%Naru> what
[19:48:46] <Flitty> a heater can't love you
[19:48:50] <Flitty> or brush your teeth
[19:49:03] <%Naru> no but it makes our world not cold
[19:49:29] <Flitty> if heaters were the cause of global warming we'd shut them all down
[19:49:37] <%Naru> no we wouldn't
[19:50:14] <Flitty> yes we would
[19:57:19] <Flitty> naru
[19:57:26] <%Naru> ?
[19:57:31] <Flitty> if you were my imoto
[19:57:39] <Flitty> would you let me brush your teeth
[19:58:01] <%Naru> no
[19:58:08] <Flitty> well
[19:58:15] <Flitty> you probably wouldn't have a choice
[19:58:19] <Flitty> if you were sick or something
[19:58:27] <Flitty> and the parents were out
[19:58:36] <Flitty> then I'd brush the fuck out of your teeth
[19:59:15] <%Naru> please stop
[19:59:19] <%Naru> it's too creepy
[19:59:34] <Flitty> stop what
[19:59:54] <%Naru> with the tooth brushing stuff
[19:59:59] * %Naru goes to make some dinner

[09:41:47] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Kemonomimi
[09:41:47] * Rejoined channel #Kemonomimi
[09:41:47] * Topic is 'http://kemonomimi.pipefox.org/ Mmm, lollipops to suck on | I want a loli...pop'
[09:41:47] * Set by Anaya!~Anaya@Rizon-67FF96E2.hsd1.wa.comcast.net on Thu Feb 02 09:23:25
[09:41:58] <Zealotus> And obviously said government hadn't bothered recovering the gold...
[09:42:04] <Flitty> ORE SANJO
[09:42:20] <Zealotus> -_-
[09:42:41] <Zealotus> Why do you keep yelling that everytime you join?

Also, holy fuck. It's been like 4 months since my last post.

Once upon a time, in an IRC channel far, far away...

[01:38:41] * it_aint_eazy slaps Naru with a big red brick
[01:38:52] <%Naru> ouch :<
[01:38:56] <it_aint_eazy> :>
[01:39:24] <%Naru> so rude
[01:39:33] <Corwin_r> throwing a brick counts as skinship too I guess?
[01:41:32] <%saka> projectiles are disqualitied
[01:41:53] <%saka> that's more like flirting
[01:42:28] * llxwarbirdxll slaps saka with a big black rock
[01:42:45] * %saka shoots big black rock
[01:42:53] <llxwarbirdxll> black rock shooter
[01:43:04] <%Naru> do ho ho
[01:43:07] <llxwarbirdxll> :V

[17:14:24] * saka is now known as sakana
[17:20:36] <llxwarbirdxll> sakana-chan
[17:20:39] <llxwarbirdxll> I can't sleep
[17:20:42] <llxwarbirdxll> tell me a story
[17:20:49] <Nyaaru> it's 5:20
[17:20:54] <Nyaaru> why would you sleep now
[17:20:57] <llxwarbirdxll> fuck you
[17:21:02] <llxwarbirdxll> I was making a joke
[17:21:04] <%sakana> once upon a time, a birdy exploded
[17:21:10] <Nyaaru> I like this story.
[17:21:16] <%sakana> and we lived happily ever after. the end.
[17:21:21] <Nyaaru> 10/10
[17:21:23] <llxwarbirdxll> no u
[17:21:28] <llxwarbirdxll> fuck you
[17:21:32] <llxwarbirdxll> I'm done with your story
[17:21:32] <%sakana> ;D
[17:21:33] <llxwarbirdxll> get out
[17:22:18] * %sakana sings
[17:22:35] <%Aokaado> got any more cool stories ?
[17:22:39] <llxwarbirdxll> too late for singing
[17:22:41] <llxwarbirdxll> get out

As you can see, it was less than a day.

Repost of this.

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:02 AM)
oh just remembered
next star driver ep will be fabulous

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:02 AM)
of course

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:02 AM)
more fabulous than usual though

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:02 AM)
Head v Takuto

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:02 AM)
yes
colorswaps

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:02 AM)
GINGA BISHONEN TAI GINGA BISHONEN

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:02 AM)
no

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:03 AM)
GINGA BISHOUNEN X GINGA BISHOUNEN
GOTTA USE THAT "X" THING

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:03 AM)
homolust episode?

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:03 AM)
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A HOMOLUST TITLE
EVEN MORE THAN USUAL

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:04 AM)
IT WAS PRETTY HOMOLUST BETWEEN HEAD AND SUGATA
BUT NOW IT'S HEAD AND TAKUTO
ULTIMATE HOMOLUST WHEN ALL THREE COLLIDE

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:04 AM)
but Head is Takuto's father

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:05 AM)
INCEST HOMOLUST

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:05 AM)
oh god

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:05 AM)
YES
ULTIMATE HOMOLUST

KING OF NIGERIA says (1:05 AM)
you seem a bit too enthusiastic about homosexuality

Jackhammer Stevens says (1:05 AM)
NO U

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:01 AM)
also
http://www.yugioh-card.com/en/events/2011/Extrv_LA_2011.html
it's not free

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:01 AM)
getting in is free right?

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:01 AM)
yeah

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:01 AM)
yeah

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:01 AM)
but the events aren't

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:02 AM)
all events aren't free

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:02 AM)
the cheapest one
is the 3v3 team duels

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:02 AM)
12 bucks
wait

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:02 AM)
so I was thinking
maybe we and Muhammad
should be a team
and do this shit
1st place prize is 9 secret rares from Duelist Revolution

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:03 AM)
2nd place is 9 ultras and supers

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:03 AM)
wtf
9 secret rares

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:03 AM)
1st Place: Each team member will receive an uncut 3 x 3 sheet of Duelist Revolution Secret Rares
2nd Place: Each team member will receive an uncut 3 x 3 sheet of Duelist Revolution Ultra and Super Rares

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:03 AM)
wut
uncut

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:03 AM)
yeah
not exactly sure what it means

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:04 AM)
sheet

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:04 AM)
the first thing that came to my mind was uncircumsized

Jackhammer Stevens says (12:04 AM)
lolmetoo

KING OF NIGERIA . says (12:04 AM)
lol

Jackhammer says (6:37 PM):
two novel's a year?

KIRA BOSHI says (6:37 PM):
'

KIRA BOSHI says (6:37 PM):
'

KIRA BOSHI says (6:37 PM):
'

KIRA BOSHI says (6:37 PM):
'

Jackhammer says (6:37 PM):
fcuk

KIRA BOSHI says (6:37 PM):
cu

Jackhammer says (6:38 PM):
yeah

Jackhammer says (6:38 PM):
that was intetional

KIRA BOSHI says (6:38 PM):
tet

Jackhammer says (6:38 PM):
fuck

KIRA BOSHI says (6:38 PM):
:V

I don't feel like composing any real content, so I'll just copy/paste chatlogs and screenshots of some recent forum drama, for those who care.