She needs it.

So during the past two days, I tried to code in a feature that allows me to create multi-page posts, because Lifetype doesn't already have it. My biggest mistake was trying to code the feature into a Smarty template. After much trial and error, I came up with this:

{dynamic}{php}

$postthingy = $this->get_template_vars('post');
// $geturl = $this->get_template_vars('url');
// $geturl2 = $geturl->postPermalink($postthingy);
$parsedpost = explode("[@page@]",$postthingy->getText());
$pagecount = count($parsedpost);
$getpage=$_GET["postpage"];
$geturl = 'op='.$_GET["op"].'&articleId='.$_GET["articleId"].'&blogId='.$_GET["blogId"];

if($pagecount > 0 and $parsedpost[$getpage]){

$postyy = $parsedpost[$getpage];

$postyy .= '<br/><br/><p>Pages: <a href="?'.$geturl.'&postpage=0">1</a>';
for ($i=1; $i<$pagecount; $i++)
{
$ipagenumber=$i+1;
$postyy .= ' | <a href="?'.$geturl.'&postpage='.$i.'">'.$ipagenumber.'</a>';
}

$postyy .= '</p>';

$this->assign('postendd',$postyy);

}else{
$this->assign('postendd',$parsedpost[0]);
}

{/php}{/dynamic} {$postendd}

I'd go into more detail about it, but it's 12AM and my head kinda hurts, so long story short, Smarty and Lifetype have some issues with caching and subsequently, the script doesn't work. If it comes down to it, I guess I could use Javascript to implement a multi-page function. Also, I suck at coding, because I haven't done it in a while, so if anyone can offer any advice, that'd be great.

Today, America, history has been made. Obama is now president of the United States of America. The White House has been painted black. A negro, who was once thought to be a lowly shadow of the white man, has ascended to the throne. In the past, America claimed to have cast away it's once-bigoted self, but only now can it make that claim as we have reached a new era. An era that promises freedom and equality to everyone on Earth. Mankind has truly transcended it's shady past. Now, the negro can say to the white man, "Who's the Man now?" and the white man will respond, "You're the Man! ...And I'm the hip minority! SUCKS TO BE YOU! Now hand me my welfare check, so I can mooch off the government, while I sit on my ass munching fried chicken, while watching sitcoms all day."

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:41 PM):
Machine Robo's out in America

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:41 PM):
only like 15 episodes

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:41 PM):
Still worth buying

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:41 PM):
couldn't even find the dvd's at AX

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:41 PM):
Since it's the best anime ever

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:42 PM):
Road Drill makes me feel all :3

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:42 PM):
Like in one episode

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:42 PM):
He's trying to hit on a girl

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:42 PM):
But he's all bashful

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:42 PM):
It's the cutest thing I've ever seen

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:43 PM):
but

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:43 PM):
it's just a walking drill :(

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:43 PM):
A drill

pew pew lasers dawg says (5:43 PM):
A drill with fucking soul

Also, I made a slight change to the layout, in case anyone cares.

Marinia says (12:53 AM):
im trying to remember when i first started going through puberty

Marinia says (12:53 AM):
and if i jizzed on everything the first time

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (12:53 AM):
did your vagina bleed?

Marinia says (12:53 AM):
no

My Christmas sucked. I should go kill myself. >:( Also, third anniversary of this site, not that anyone cares.

I think I'll spend the rest of the night talking to my Gundam Astray Red Frame toy... But it doesn't talk back. ;^;

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:21 PM):
dickclouds

l337 says (5:21 PM):
BUSY

l337 says (5:22 PM):
familia is watching

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:22 PM):
who?

l337 says (5:22 PM):
FAMILY

l337 says (5:22 PM):
STFU GUNDAM

l337 says (5:22 PM):
;X

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:22 PM):
HEY BRIAN

l337 says (5:22 PM):
DX

l337 says (5:22 PM):
STFU

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:22 PM):
LET'S MEET UP TODAY AND HAVE GAY SEX TOGETHER

l337 says (5:22 PM):
SRSLY

l337 says (5:22 PM):
hEY

l337 says (5:22 PM):
CAN IT

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:22 PM):
I'LL BE BOTTOM THIS TIME

l337 says (5:22 PM):
STFU

l337 says (5:22 PM):
DX

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:23 PM):
REMEMBER TO BRING THE CONDOMS AND LUBE

l337 says (5:23 PM):
that, or I'm blocking you for a day

l337 says (5:23 PM):
;s

l337 says (5:23 PM):
stfu

l337 says (5:23 PM):
srsly

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:23 PM):
HEY BRIAN'S FAMILY

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (5:23 PM):
CAN I HAVE ASSEX WITH BRIAN TODAY?

Aile says (3:03 PM):
Daw, raccoon doll

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (3:04 PM):
D:

Aile says (3:04 PM):
Raccoon dolls are cute. c:

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (3:04 PM):
I know D:

Aile says (3:04 PM):
What's wrong?

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (3:05 PM):
you have to kill them to get dolls of them

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (3:05 PM):
;_;

Aile says (3:05 PM):
.........;_;

Aile says (3:05 PM):
Shut up.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (3:05 PM):
;_;

Aile says (3:05 PM):
;_;