Umineko is fucking stupid

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 1 Oct, 2009


How do they come up with this shit? :|

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Ugh...

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 6 Jun, 2009

Recently, I've come to the realization that, nowadays, my blog has been just me dumping a bunch of anime screenshots taken out of context. While some people have told me that they've liked some of them, I've decided that I'll hold off on them and try to come up with more substantial blog posts. Hopefully, I'll come up with something worthwhile to post about within the next few days.

Update: Also, I have no idea why I put this screenshot in with the post, since I wrote this post at like 2 in the morning.

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I hate Smarty

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 21 Jan, 2009

So during the past two days, I tried to code in a feature that allows me to create multi-page posts, because Lifetype doesn't already have it. My biggest mistake was trying to code the feature into a Smarty template. After much trial and error, I came up with this:

This piece of shit that I wasted like ten hours of my life on{dynamic}{php}

$postthingy = $this->get_template_vars('post');
// $geturl = $this->get_template_vars('url');
// $geturl2 = $geturl->postPermalink($postthingy);
$parsedpost = explode("[@page@]",$postthingy->getText());
$pagecount = count($parsedpost);
$getpage=$_GET["postpage"];
$geturl = 'op='.$_GET["op"].'&articleId='.$_GET["articleId"].'&blogId='.$_GET["blogId"];

if($pagecount > 0 and $parsedpost[$getpage]){

$postyy = $parsedpost[$getpage];

$postyy .= '<br/><br/><p>Pages: <a href="?'.$geturl.'&postpage=0">1</a>';
for ($i=1; $i<$pagecount; $i++)
{
$ipagenumber=$i+1;
$postyy .= ' | <a href="?'.$geturl.'&postpage='.$i.'">'.$ipagenumber.'</a>';
}

$postyy .= '</p>';

$this->assign('postendd',$postyy);

}else{
$this->assign('postendd',$parsedpost[0]);
}

{/php}{/dynamic} {$postendd}

I'd go into more detail about it, but it's 12AM and my head kinda hurts, so long story short, Smarty and Lifetype have some issues with caching and subsequently, the script doesn't work. If it comes down to it, I guess I could use Javascript to implement a multi-page function. Also, I suck at coding, because I haven't done it in a while, so if anyone can offer any advice, that'd be great.

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