Today, America, history has been made. Obama is now president of the United States of America. The White House has been painted black. A negro, who was once thought to be a lowly shadow of the white man, has ascended to the throne. In the past, America claimed to have cast away it's once-bigoted self, but only now can it make that claim as we have reached a new era. An era that promises freedom and equality to everyone on Earth. Mankind has truly transcended it's shady past. Now, the negro can say to the white man, "Who's the Man now?" and the white man will respond, "You're the Man! ...And I'm the hip minority! SUCKS TO BE YOU! Now hand me my welfare check, so I can mooch off the government, while I sit on my ass munching fried chicken, while watching sitcoms all day."