I don't feel like composing any real content, so I'll just copy/paste chatlogs and screenshots of some recent forum drama, for those who care.

In #myanimelist:
[04:08:26] <Naruleach> I want to see the pic of maria ushiromiya
[04:08:29] <Naruleach> uuuuuuuuu
[04:23:12] <Naruleach> you're going to link the pic?
[04:23:18] <Naruleach> pics :~~

In #kirakira:
[04:21:04] <~Desbreko> "Saw a little girl cosplay as Maria Ushiromiya. Got a picture of her." Do want. :p

In #koolkisamaklub:
[04:07:54] <@Plate> did anyone yell oyakata-sama at him?

You guys are fucking pedos, except for you, Plate. ♥

[20:45:36] <+nicepants> telling people to watch logh in the suggestion forum is more entertaining than filling out job apps or writing code or writing words
[20:45:51] <+llxwarbirdxll> wat
[20:46:00] <+Feez> Heh
[20:46:01] <+llxwarbirdxll> writing words is more fun than writing words?
[20:46:20] <+Feez> yes it is
[20:46:29] <+llxwarbirdxll> also
[20:46:33] <+nicepants> writing a novel more like
[20:46:40] <+llxwarbirdxll> if anyone tells you to watch .hack//SIGN
[20:46:43] <+llxwarbirdxll> don't do it
[20:46:46] <+nicepants> november is national novel writing month
[20:46:48] <+llxwarbirdxll> shit's fucking boring
[20:46:49] <+Feez> isn't that some jrpg series
[20:46:50] <+nicepants> and i am participating
[20:46:55] <+llxwarbirdxll> I heard
[20:47:00] <+llxwarbirdxll> I don't want to join
[20:47:01] <+Feez> oh, you mean nano or w/e?
[20:47:12] <+nicepants> nanowrimo
[20:47:12] <+Feez> I know someone who was a winner or something for that last yr
[20:47:22] <+llxwarbirdxll> there are no winners
[20:47:27] <+llxwarbirdxll> just people who finish writing their books
[20:47:30] <+nicepants> a winner just means you wrote a 50000 word novel in a month
[20:47:43] <+Feez> I see
[20:47:57] <+Dryst> just get a pdf certificate and a web badge
[20:48:05] <+llxwarbirdxll> it doesn't appeal much to me
[20:48:28] <+llxwarbirdxll> since you won't have much time to review it to check for errors and what-not
[20:48:33] <+Dryst> i have a friend who is already at 11,000 words
[20:48:45] <+llxwarbirdxll> owow
[20:48:46] <+Feez> what if you write a really long 50k work shitty novel
[20:48:49] <+Feez> word*
[20:48:57] <+nicepants> thats fine
[20:48:59] <+llxwarbirdxll> yeah
[20:49:07] <+nicepants> its not like you have a publishing deal or anything
[20:49:13] <+llxwarbirdxll> they even say that all the novels will be shit
[20:49:16] <+Dryst> yeah its not like you are writing the next masterpiece
[20:49:25] <+Feez> oh
[20:49:41] <+nicepants> mine is basically a collection of short stories about failure in a lame framing device
[20:50:14] <+llxwarbirdxll> I actually have an idea for a story
[20:50:16] <+nicepants> 50000 words in a month comes to something like 1600 words a day
[20:50:23] <+llxwarbirdxll> it's basically about this guy
[20:50:24] <+nicepants> im already so behind
[20:50:28] <+llxwarbirdxll> who reads a book
[20:50:29] <+llxwarbirdxll> out loud
[20:50:38] <+Feez> gee that sounds kind of interesting
[20:50:42] <+llxwarbirdxll> indeed
[20:51:30] <+Dryst> he reads a book out loud and ?
[20:51:36] <+llxwarbirdxll> that's it
[20:51:38] <+nicepants> "'"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times", he said' he said"
[20:51:43] <+Feez> lol
[20:51:44] <+Dryst> lol
[20:51:52] <+llxwarbirdxll> kinda like that
[20:52:00] <+Feez> that sounds like a winner to me
[20:52:17] <+llxwarbirdxll> and he can read Index for maximum effect
[20:52:38] <+Dryst> its super effective!
[20:52:40] <+llxwarbirdxll> Index as in the light novel series
[20:52:56] <+nicepants> that would be the most meta thing ever
[20:53:02] <+llxwarbirdxll> because Misaka likes to narrate her own life
[20:53:07] <+llxwarbirdxll> or something like that
[20:53:24] <+llxwarbirdxll> it would

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[21:12:38] <Zapper> im gonna go too bed cya guys o/
[21:13:24] * Zapper is now known as Zaz[sleep]

Not depicted: his penis

Since I haven't posted anything for over a week, here's an extensive discussion I've had over IRC with a friend, over the classic anime series, Megazone 23.

11:24 [Chris] Disregard you, posting my waifu
[Chris] http://wgrajna.net/uploads/07-05-2009-3557.png
windy flowers
[Chris] My moe deaf-mute waifu.
[Chirp] your waifu is a slut
[Chris] ( `Д´)☞ NO U
[Chirp] no u
11:25 ihr_fehlt_eine_titte holy fucking shit
ihr_fehlt_eine_titte i can't tell them apart
ihr_fehlt_eine_titte so i thought he was arguing with himself
[Chris] Anyone playing Katawa Shoujo?
[Chris] Hahahhahahaha
[Chirp] no
windy rotflmao
windy i'm not even trying anymore
windy hahahahaha
[Chirp] :V
windy [01:23] your waifu is a slut
windy [01:23] ( `Д´)☞ NO U
windy [01:23] no u
windy at that
windy lmfao forever
[Chris] It's easy to tell who I am, I add :v to ever- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
11:26 [Chirp] :V
windy hahahahaha

03:09 qtipbrit Just having a penis doesn't make you a guy
llxwarbirdxll wat

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
I have a confession

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
can you hear me out?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:13 PM):
Shoot

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
ok

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
I like having Kira in Super Robot Wars K

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
because he can do upside-down beamspam

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
and I think that's awesome

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:14 PM):
He does it in the series and in Z

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:14 PM):
he does?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:14 PM):
Yeah

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:14 PM):
In Z, if you attack from the sky to the ground

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:14 PM):
nice

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:14 PM):
but yeah

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:15 PM):
I think upside-down beamspam is awesome

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:15 PM):
Too bad Kira still sucks

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:15 PM):
but still

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:15 PM):
upside down beamspam

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:16 PM):
I'm sure it's just as cool if you assign any other GSD pilot to Freedom

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:16 PM):
you can do that?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:16 PM):
Probably

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:16 PM):
do you think Cagalli will cry in the Freedom?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:17 PM):
Probably

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
I'm still gonna do it

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:17 PM):
Alright then

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
I like Cagalli :3

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:17 PM):
Cagalli is alright

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
/ok

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
moe

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:18 PM):
Jesus, I can't wait until you hit 18

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:18 PM):
Then you'll become a bitter, self loathing nerd

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:18 PM):
Like me

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:18 PM):
>:

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:18 PM):
blog post tiem

HybridAssassin says (9:32 PM):
I'm watching

HybridAssassin says (9:32 PM):
Full Metal Panic

HybridAssassin says (9:32 PM):
Second Raid

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:32 PM):
oh

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:32 PM):
fun show

HybridAssassin says (9:33 PM):
it's good

HybridAssassin says (9:33 PM):
:3

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:33 PM):
mhmm

A few minutes into the conversation:


( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
also

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
>:

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
the lesbian twins die

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
I didn't want to ruin it

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
Damnit

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
one of them

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
the bald dude kills them

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
just died

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
don't tell me

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
asdfja;ksdkfj;kds

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
ARGH

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
HEY

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
STFU

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
D:!

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
and the black guy almost dies

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
YOU AND YOUR

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
SPOILERS

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
NO

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
but Sousuke saves him

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
SHUT IT

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
X-x

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
GAHHHH

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
STOP

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
Kurz lives

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
:X

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
>_>;

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
do you MIND

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
D:!

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
Sousuke returns to the TDD

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
MUTE

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:38 PM):
and I get a new blog post

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
:c

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
kindly

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
no maor plot spoilers