Trauma

Masturbation

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 30 Mar, 2009

Next time you fap...

Consider this...

Fact: Masturbation is equivalent to genocide and a very unholy practice. It is very widely spread and must be ceased immediately.

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>:

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 26 Mar, 2009

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
I have a confession

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
can you hear me out?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:13 PM):
Shoot

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
ok

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
I like having Kira in Super Robot Wars K

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
because he can do upside-down beamspam

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:13 PM):
and I think that's awesome

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:14 PM):
He does it in the series and in Z

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:14 PM):
he does?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:14 PM):
Yeah

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:14 PM):
In Z, if you attack from the sky to the ground

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:14 PM):
nice

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:14 PM):
but yeah

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:15 PM):
I think upside-down beamspam is awesome

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:15 PM):
Too bad Kira still sucks

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:15 PM):
but still

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:15 PM):
upside down beamspam

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:16 PM):
I'm sure it's just as cool if you assign any other GSD pilot to Freedom

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:16 PM):
you can do that?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:16 PM):
Probably

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:16 PM):
do you think Cagalli will cry in the Freedom?

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:17 PM):
Probably

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
I'm still gonna do it

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:17 PM):
Alright then

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
I like Cagalli :3

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:17 PM):
Cagalli is alright

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
/ok

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:17 PM):
moe

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:18 PM):
Jesus, I can't wait until you hit 18

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:18 PM):
Then you'll become a bitter, self loathing nerd

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (6:18 PM):
Like me

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:18 PM):
>:

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (6:18 PM):
blog post tiem

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ISML 2009

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 23 Mar, 2009

I voted in some weaboo shit and I strongly suggest that everyone else does so as well, preferably choosing the same exact options that I chose, particularly the ones involving Hinamori Amu and Kawazoe Tamaki.

ARENA 01: Index Prohibitorum [Kawazoe Tamaki]
ARENA 02: Kōzuki Kallen [Abstained] Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu
ARENA 03: Chii [Shinku]
ARENA 04: [Kinomoto Sakura] Louise Vallière
ARENA 05: [Hinamori Amu] Nagato Yuki
ARENA 06: [Katsura Hinagiku] Kushieda Minori
ARENA 07: Konjiki no Yami [Takamachi Nanoha]
ARENA 08: [Anya Alstreim] Illyasviel von Einzbern
ARENA 09: Izumi Konata [Kurata Sayuri]
ARENA 10: [Suiseiseki] Mizunashi Akari
ARENA 11: [C.C.] Kawasumi Mai
ARENA 12: [Yagami Hayate] Hakurei Reimu
ARENA 13: Ryōgi Shiki [Sunohara Mei]
ARENA 14: Ryūgū Rena [Ibuki Fūko]
ARENA 15: [Ichinose Kotomi] Minase Nayuki
ARENA 16: Furude Hanyū [Holo]
ARENA 17: Remilia Scarlet [Sakagami Tomoyo]
ARENA 18: Hiiragi Kagami [Sawatari Makoto]
ARENA 19: [Saber] Hiiragi Tsukasa
ARENA 20: Shameimaru Aya [Fate Testarossa]
ARENA 21: Misaka Mikoto [Vita]
ARENA 22: Fujibayashi Kyō [Abstained] Patchouli Knowledge
ARENA 23: Aisaka Taiga [Shana]
ARENA 24: Tsukimiya Ayu [Sanzen'in Nagi]
ARENA 25: Suzumiya Haruhi [Abstained] Alice Carroll
ARENA 26: Chiba Kirino [Abstained] Furude Rika
ARENA 27: Asahina Mikuru [Furukawa Nagisa]
ARENA 28: Tōsaka Rin [Evangeline McDowell]
ARENA 29: Maria [Suigintou]
ARENA 30: Kamio Misuzu [Abstained] Misaka Shiori
ARENA 31: Nagi [Abstained] Katagiri Yūhi
ARENA 32: Kawashima Ami [Abstained] Kirisame Marisa

LINK

Update 3/25: It has come to my attention that this will go on for another 50 or so rounds. Who the fuck has time for all of this?

ARENA 01: Chii [Abstained] Nagato Yuki
ARENA 02: Maria [Abstained] Patchouli Knowledge
ARENA 03: Izumi Konata [Abstained] Katagiri Yūhi
ARENA 04: [Hinamori Amu] Kawasumi Mai
ARENA 05: Ryūgū Rena [Vita]
ARENA 06: Tsukimiya Ayu [Abstained] Minase Nayuki
ARENA 07: Misaka Mikoto [Suigintou]
ARENA 08: Ryōgi Shiki [Furukawa Nagisa]
ARENA 09: Index Prohibitorum [Abstained] Hiiragi Tsukasa
ARENA 10: Shameimaru Aya [Abstained] Louise Vallière
ARENA 11: Konjiki no Yami [Abstained] Evangeline McDowell
ARENA 12: Nagi [Holo]
ARENA 13: [Yagami Hayate] Sanzen'in Nagi
ARENA 14: Fujibayashi Kyō [Abstained] Hakurei Reimu
ARENA 15: Furude Hanyū [Abstained] Kushieda Minori
ARENA 16: Ichinose Kotomi [Shinku]
ARENA 17: Aisaka Taiga [Abstained] Kurata Sayuri
ARENA 18: Shana [Abstained] Kirisame Marisa
ARENA 19: Hiiragi Kagami [Sunohara Mei]
ARENA 20: Remilia Scarlet [Ibuki Fūko]
ARENA 21: Kōzuki Kallen [Abstained] Furude Rika
ARENA 22: Anya Alstreim [Fate Testarossa]
ARENA 23: Kamio Misuzu [Sakagami Tomoyo]
ARENA 24: [Suiseiseki] Illyasviel von Einzbern
ARENA 25: Saber [Abstained] Mizunashi Akari
ARENA 26: [C.C.] Alice Carroll
ARENA 27: Kawashima Ami [Takamachi Nanoha]
ARENA 28: Katsura Hinagiku [Kawazoe Tamaki]
ARENA 29: [Kinomoto Sakura] Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu
ARENA 30: [Chiba Kirino] Sawatari Makoto
ARENA 31: Tōsaka Rin [Abstained] Misaka Shiori
ARENA 32: Asahina Mikuru [Abstained] Suzumiya Haruhi

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Church

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 22 Mar, 2009

Just went to church today. Christians are the masters of bad analogies.

That is all.

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For a friend...

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 20 Mar, 2009

I'd like to dedicate this blog post to a friend of mine, who is a big fan of Dancouga...

...and, incidentally, hates this song with a passion.

His response to this post:

"You monster, prepare yourself!" says (4:07 PM):
I still don't like Ai yo Faraway

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ  / /  MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH   says (4:07 PM):
lol

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Gundam SEED+Gundam 00 fanfucktion

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 16 Mar, 2009

So like, I wrote some shitty 00+SEED fanfiction. Enjoy.

Warning: Not for the squeamish or faint of heart."TRANS-AM!" shouted Setsuna. He was locked in mortal combat with the legendary Coordinator, Kira Yamato, and knew that he couldn't defeat him without the power of the Trans-AM system. "YAMETE KUDASAI!" yelled Kira, "Don't you realize that Celestial Being is only instigating more wars?!" The 00-Raiser began to glow red with an ungodly fury and charged against the Strike Freedom. "Ore wa... GANDAMU DA!" Setsuna pulled out a beam saber and began to slice Kira's Dragoons in half, one by one. "Looks like I have no choice," Kira whispered to himself as he fired all of his beam cannons. The 00-Raiser instantly disintegrated into millions of particles of light.

Kira sighed, "If only we met each other under different circumstances, we might've been friends... Or even more." THEN SUDDENLY, the 00-Raiser appears out of thin air and slices off one of the Freedom's arms. "Urgh...!" Kira was thrown back by the surprise attack. The 00 charged in for a follow-up attack, only to be deflected by one of the Freedom's beam sabers. The 00 zig-zagged all around the Freedom, as though it were dancing. "His movements are too quick! Can I really defeat a yatsu like him?!" Kira said while maintaining a defensive stance.

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" A giant beam shot down towards the Freedom. Kira struggled to dodge it. "Looks like I was able to evade his attack..." The beam began to move towards him. "A GIANT BEAM SABER?! But how?! He doesn't even have a METEOR system!" The Strike Freedom was instantly engulfed by the light.

Kira woke up in a white space, floating. "Where am I," he whispered, as he observed the vividly glowing lights, dancing around him, "...And why am I naked?" A voice came from behind him: "You're in the 00..." Kira turned around, astonished, and saw Setsuna F. Seiei floating with him. Kira slightly tilted his head downwards and noticed Setsuna's enormous glowing genitals. He blushed and joked, "I guess your thing is as large as your beam saber... Heh heh..." Setsuna blushed too, surprised by the abrupt comment. "How can you joke around like that?!"

Kira slowly approached him, "It's alright, because we're not in our mobile suits anymore. There's no reason for us to tatakae." He then proceeded to peck his cheek. Setsuna pushed him back, "Yamete kudasai." Kira grasped onto his arm, "Chotto dakke, ne?" After a couple of minutes of arguing, Setsuna finally submitted to his advances while thinking, "What a peculiar yatsu he is."

Setsuna's wang was suddenly grasped by Kira's warm hands, and slightly winced. Kira noticed and said, "Did I grab it too tight? Don't worry, you'll get used to it." Kira slowly rubbed it up and down, then gently placed his mouth on top of it. He proceeded to lick it, but hesitated upon hearing Setsuna's loud moaning. "Gee, you're just like Athrun!" He joked with a wink and resumed the sucking of Setsuna's cock. He began to accelerate... Faster... Faster... AND FASTER!

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Setsuna couldn't take it anymore. Kira quickly let go. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Then, suddenly, a marvelous white cloud burst onto Kira's face and landed on his cheek. He slowly felt the mysterious white liquid that landed on his face and observed it, from his hand, for a few seconds, before licking it off his fingers. Kira laughed and said, "Wanna do this again, some other time?" Setsuna blushed and shouted "Why would I?!" Kira giggled at Setsuna reply, "Next week, okay?" Setsuna hesitantly complied with a whisper, "Fine..."

THE END

And for those of you wondering: I'm not gay.

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OMG CROSSOVER FANART

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 15 Mar, 2009

Made at 2:30 in the morning~ Also, inb4jesusyamato

Update: Apologies, as I thought this was a funny idea at 2:30AM, but now that I think about it, it really isn't.

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:|

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 13 Mar, 2009

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wimmin

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 10 Mar, 2009

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SPOILERS

Posted by KING OF NIGERIA | 8 Mar, 2009

HybridAssassin says (9:32 PM):
I'm watching

HybridAssassin says (9:32 PM):
Full Metal Panic

HybridAssassin says (9:32 PM):
Second Raid

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:32 PM):
oh

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:32 PM):
fun show

HybridAssassin says (9:33 PM):
it's good

HybridAssassin says (9:33 PM):
:3

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:33 PM):
mhmm

A few minutes into the conversation:

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
also

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
>:

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
the lesbian twins die

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
I didn't want to ruin it

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
Damnit

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
one of them

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
the bald dude kills them

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
just died

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
don't tell me

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
asdfja;ksdkfj;kds

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
ARGH

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
HEY

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
STFU

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
D:!

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
and the black guy almost dies

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
YOU AND YOUR

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
SPOILERS

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
NO

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
but Sousuke saves him

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
SHUT IT

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
X-x

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
GAHHHH

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
STOP

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
Kurz lives

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
:X

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
>_>;

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
do you MIND

HybridAssassin says (9:37 PM):
D:!

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:37 PM):
Sousuke returns to the TDD

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
MUTE

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ / / MUGEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH says (9:38 PM):
and I get a new blog post

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
:c

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
kindly

HybridAssassin says (9:38 PM):
no maor plot spoilers

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