Those three characters in the screenshot are my vendors, from right to left: KAWAII DESU NE XDDD, CODEGEASSCODEGEASS, and OREWAGANDAMUDA. The names were carefully made to be as annoying as possible, but I decided to pretty up their appearances nicely, to make people go RAGEd'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. In SerenityRO, there's a series of custom items that allows you to use some basic Merchant skills, without being one yourself, allowing any character to put up a shop, whenever they want. This is supplemented by the @autotrade command, which allows you to log out, without closing your shop.
For those of you who don't know, the reason why I haven't been updating this blog often, until recently, was because I've been occupied with playing an MMORPG, Ragnarok Online, for a bit over the past two years. I've decided, just now, to blog about whatever crap I do in this game. The server I play in is SerenityRO, a free/private server. The above screenshot is of my rogue, Captain Nazi, which is seldom used for anything. I use it's Haggle ability to buy items for cheap, at NPC shops, but it doesn't do much beyond that. Oh, and the name pisses off Jews. :3
One time, a Jew reported me for it and my guild name, Nazi Alliance, and succeeded in having my guild name changed, but not my character name. The server admin, GM-Serenity(whose irl name is Justin), went through the trouble of hiding his identity from me, but the idiot went ahead and flamed me afterwards, resulting in the following hilarity:
( From jakob1978 ) : what is your damage ( To jakob1978 ) : ? ( From jakob1978 ) : are you stupid or just racist ( To jakob1978 ) : lolbutthurt ( From jakob1978 ) : you know using that for a name can be deemed as a hate crime if a jew see's it ( To jakob1978 ) : awesome ( To jakob1978 ) : are you gonna call the cops on me for it? ( From jakob1978 ) : dont have to ( From jakob1978 ) : if i go to my temple and tell them they would actually go after justin for allowing it so thatis why i am talking to him ( From jakob1978 ) : just kinda sad that you area wanna be german
So far, there's been no word of Jews zergrushing me or Justin. And as mentioned before, he did succeed in having me forced to change my guild name. So I changed it to Principality of Zeon, named after the Principality of Zeon, from the Mobile Suit Gundam animu series, which pretty much operates the same way that the Nazis did. :V
I am Zengar/Sanger/Sänger/Zangar/Sengar Sombold/Zonbolt/Zombolt/Sonbolt, my sword cleaves all evil/I am the sword that cleaves all evil. There is nothing that my Zankanto(u) can not withstand/cut/slice/chop/defeat/overcome. (Alternatively: No one can withstand/cut/slice/chop/defeat/overcome my Zankanto(u).) Also, my friend, Ratsel/Rätsel/Retsel, should be here soon with his Aussenseiter/Außenseiter.
So during the past two days, I tried to code in a feature that allows me to create multi-page posts, because Lifetype doesn't already have it. My biggest mistake was trying to code the feature into a Smarty template. After much trial and error, I came up with this:
I'd go into more detail about it, but it's 12AM and my head kinda hurts, so long story short, Smarty and Lifetype have some issues with caching and subsequently, the script doesn't work. If it comes down to it, I guess I could use Javascript to implement a multi-page function. Also, I suck at coding, because I haven't done it in a while, so if anyone can offer any advice, that'd be great.
Today, America, history has been made. Obama is now president of the United States of America. The White House has been painted black. A negro, who was once thought to be a lowly shadow of the white man, has ascended to the throne. In the past, America claimed to have cast away it's once-bigoted self, but only now can it make that claim as we have reached a new era. An era that promises freedom and equality to everyone on Earth. Mankind has truly transcended it's shady past. Now, the negro can say to the white man, "Who's the Man now?" and the white man will respond, "You're the Man! ...And I'm the hip minority! SUCKS TO BE YOU! Now hand me my welfare check, so I can mooch off the government, while I sit on my ass munching fried chicken, while watching sitcoms all day."
